For some unknown reason, the men on Mars are dying. Worried that the Martian population will soon die out, the planet's leaders decide to send Nyah (Patricia Laffan) to Earth to bring back a fresh supply of healthy, virile men. After Nyah's ship crash-lands in Scotland, she seeks help at a village inn. She tries to convince the men, including a disbelieving scientist (Joseph Tomelty) and an ex-convict (Peter Reynolds), to come with her, but doesn't understand their wives' objections. We'll probably see the Freaky Flix version with Emperor Jonwayne Frankenstein but you can still talk back to it even if his jokes are better. Okay, louder. Doors about 6:30, movie at 7, cash only for everything at the Time.