It's shot like a HBO Documentary and it's about the most taboo subject of our time, Jeffrey Epstein. The Onion brings you 23 minutes of mockumentary commentary on the life and crimes of Jeffrey Epstein, including revelations like his time as a Chicago Bull in the 90's. Rounding it out to make the whole thing around 90 minutes, it's the Onion classic Sex House, a dead-on parody of 2010's reality tv culture.

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