On an isolated island, a small group of people are terrorized by giant voracious shrews in the midst of a hurricane. Will your jokes be as good as MST3K's? No. But talk back to that screen anyway. It's free and there will be pretty good giveaways.

Cash only for everything at the Time. Doors open about 6:30, movie at 7. Face coverings like masks suggested in our lobby. There might be a prize, probably a pretty nice one this time. Ticket presales are cut off 12 hours before the show, due to the low-tech nature of our theater, thanks for understanding!