The Martians kidnap Santa Claus because there is nobody on Mars to give their children presents. Probably the best "so bad it's good" movie EVER! See it free and talk back to the screen but make sure not to talk over those Droppo lines. They're gold!

Cash only for concessions.Doors open about 6:30. Masks or other coverings suggested in our lobby.There will likely be a prize, Probably a pretty good one.

Due to the low-tech manner of our theater and our all-volunteer staff, online sales are cut off 12 hours before each show. Thanks for understanding!